Oh, so they have Internet on computers now!

I’m allergic to bee stings. They cause me to, uh, die. I don’t like being outdoors, Smithers. For one thing, there’s too many fat children. This is the greatest case of false advertising I’ve seen since I sued the movie “The Never Ending Story.”

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals…except the weasel. Uh, no, they’re saying “Boo-urns, Boo-urns. ” Dad didn’t leave… When he comes back from the store, he’s going to wave those pop-tarts right in your face!

Oh, so they have Internet on computers now!

That’s why I love elementary school, Edna. The children believe anything you tell them. But, Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills. You’re from two different worlds… Oh, I’ve wasted my life.

  1. I was saying “Boo-urns.”
  2. They only come out in the night. Or in this case, the day.
  3. I’ve done everything the Bible says — even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff!

Beer. Now there’s a temporary solution.